Frances Undateable

  “Have you seen Frances Undateable?” “That’s a movie??” “YEA! Oh wait … no … it’s called Frances Ha. It’s about this girl who’s…” “Undateable?” “YEA! It’s so cute. You’ll love it. I think everyone can relate to how awkward she is.” “Girl, I don’t need to watch it. I LIVE it. Like, das my […]

Talent Show

Last night, my best friend and I had an obnoxious laughing fit at the Lumberyard Tavern’s early Happy Hour in Encinitas while recounting to my guest from Portland all the trouble we’ve been in all over the world—the times we should’ve died but didn’t. “We don’t die. That is our talent.” She—who shall not be […]