I Prefer the Term ‘Professionally Crazed Fan’

Today I went through the turnstile into the subway just as a woman was trying to go through the turnstile out of the subway. “Seriously?!” she exclaimed. “YEA. Swiped my card first.” I plowed past her like a lawnmover. Ain’t nuttin gettin’ passed dis. “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, YOU CRAZY BITCH?” At the time, I was terribly […]