The Hoodrat Guide to Achieving Aesthetic Passability in a Wildly Expensive Big City

I am not qualified to write this post. I notice that people in New York City are immaculately well put-together. Bitches. A fortnight ago, I was sitting in cafe, across from a girl with perfectly shaded-in eyebrows, full, red lipstick, and beautiful, wild, natural curly dark hair. She was stunning, without even trying too hard […]

Paying The Don

“I thought, ‘If this Classics bitch can do it, I can too!’” Proof that I’m an inspiration to a generation. Or a sellout. Tomato, potato… Week 2 of work in the bag. Is this even real? I’m still so shell-shocked from my last venture into employment that I’m still waiting for the catch. I’m waiting […]