Writing for money is an impoverished exercise in masochism. And, for some reason, I don’t think my Asian grandma vampire tragicomedy screenplay is taking me anywhere fast.
Coined from the duet of my oldest sister and our cousin when they were in their twenties trying to navigate the dating game (they’re both married now). Last Thursday, I went to a birthday celebration for an old friend from high school (the first time I met him, he and his friend were hiding in […]
There are two things this broke bitch will spare no expense for: bikini waxes and haircuts – because if you try to bootleg dat shit, the consequences can be potentially dire. And eyebrow threading. The last time I got my eyebrows waxed, I was in a constant state of surprise for three weeks! 2008, I barely […]