There’s a party happening somewhere in my building complex. I can hear it through my closed windows. They’re probably chugging alcohol through their buttholes, but what do I know? I’m watching Moana before it leaves Netflix—who am I to judge?
“I thought, ‘If this Classics bitch can do it, I can too!’” Proof that I’m an inspiration to a generation. Or a sellout. Tomato, potato… Week 2 of work in the bag. Is this even real? I’m still so shell-shocked from my last venture into employment that I’m still waiting for the catch. I’m waiting […]
Still broke though. NYC is an expensive beezy. Life—or that abstract, all-knowing being above—likes to fuck with me. I truly believe that in my soul. Which is why I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about the last five days I’ve spent in New York, not as a traveling gnome passing through but as […]
(Disclaimer: I just discovered the magical world of gifs) I have hilariously bad luck when it comes to networking, methinks. Interviews or meetings … they can be painfully awkward experiences, which is ironic given that I liken myself to a social butterfly. The good news is that they make for naturally funny stories (funny in […]
And I’m not talking by hunting down each individual cast member of 300, or, as I’d like to call it, 1800 Abs. So, I subscribe to a Morning Social Media Newsfeed, and yesterday morning, I read my sister this headline: ‘300 Sandwiches’ blogger cuts book deal’. I love sandwiches, so I clicked on the link […]
‘Should You Quit Your Day Job?’ by Lou Adler on LinkedIn If time is my most valuable asset, and I shouldn’t waste it, am I just wasting my time trying to find a job instead of traveling to Australia/New Zealand hunting for my future husband who could’ve been an extra for Lord of the Rings?