There’s a party happening somewhere in my building complex. I can hear it through my closed windows. They’re probably chugging alcohol through their buttholes, but what do I know? I’m watching Moana before it leaves Netflix—who am I to judge?
“I thought, ‘If this Classics bitch can do it, I can too!’” Proof that I’m an inspiration to a generation. Or a sellout. Tomato, potato… Week 2 of work in the bag. Is this even real? I’m still so shell-shocked from my last venture into employment that I’m still waiting for the catch. I’m waiting […]
Still broke though. NYC is an expensive beezy. Life—or that abstract, all-knowing being above—likes to fuck with me. I truly believe that in my soul. Which is why I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about the last five days I’ve spent in New York, not as a traveling gnome passing through but as […]
(Disclaimer: I just discovered the magical world of gifs) I have hilariously bad luck when it comes to networking, methinks. Interviews or meetings … they can be painfully awkward experiences, which is ironic given that I liken myself to a social butterfly. The good news is that they make for naturally funny stories (funny in […]
And I’m not talking by hunting down each individual cast member of 300, or, as I’d like to call it, 1800 Abs. So, I subscribe to a Morning Social Media Newsfeed, and yesterday morning, I read my sister this headline: ‘300 Sandwiches’ blogger cuts book deal’. I love sandwiches, so I clicked on the link […]
‘Should You Quit Your Day Job?’ by Lou Adler on LinkedIn If time is my most valuable asset, and I shouldn’t waste it, am I just wasting my time trying to find a job instead of traveling to Australia/New Zealand hunting for my future husband who could’ve been an extra for Lord of the Rings?
This is my third blog and my umpteenth ‘creative venture’, begun at the insistence of my surprising Facebook following who, collectively, enjoy marinating in my pain. Here you go, bitches. Let’s hope I have the attention span to keep this one up. The prototype for this blog was my earnest and sunny Bikini Rock on […]