There are two things this broke bitch will spare no expense for: bikini waxes and haircuts – because if you try to bootleg dat shit, the consequences can be potentially dire.
And eyebrow threading. The last time I got my eyebrows waxed, I was in a constant state of surprise for three weeks! 2008, I barely miss ya.
Having said that, I just wish that my psychology didn’t reason that nice (expensive) haircuts equal job interviews. Is there a jobseekers’ street corner I can just squat at with my new ‘do and wait for my future employer to come pick my ass up?